Me: Hey baby, how was your night.
Joe: Fine, the dog puked on the carpet.
Me: That sucks (noticing the little green clean machine)...thanks for cleaning it up.
Joe: Yup
Two hours later
Me: Hey babe, what did you use to clean the puke up
Joe: Oxy clean
Me: Oh really, huh....did you pour is out of the spray bottle?
Joe: No, I used Oxy Clean
Me: Then why is it blue?
Joe: What?
Me: If you used Oxy clean why is the water blue? Where did you get the Oxy clean from?
Joe: From under the kitchen sink.
Me: But the Oxy clean is in the bathroom
Joe: I used those granules under the kitchen sink.
Me: (thinking about what the hell he could have used from under that sink that was blue, then I realized) You used plant food!
Joe: What?
Me: You used plant food! Is this what you used? (showing him the container)
Joe: Yup. Hey, it did a great job cleaning up the mess.
Plant food. He used miracle grow granules in the little green clean machine to clean up the dog puke. Thankfully, he did not stain the carpet. At least he cleaned it up.
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1 comment:
I'm not sure Dave would ever clean the carpet. I'm sort of jealous that your husband tried ;)
And who knew, plant food!
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