Guess who's a dumb ass

...come on. I'll give you one guess. Did you say me? You did! Then you get a gold star! Remember that wedding I spent quite a bit of time bitching about yesterday? The one that I couldn't find and got all pissy about and then resorted wine and chocolate on the couch with LMN? Guess what! The wedding was today not yesterday. Yup, I am a dumb ass.

The wedding ended up being a lot of fun after finally showed up on the correct day. And I am glad I went. I just wish I was able to go sans Tweedles because then I wouldn't have had to limit my Malibu and Pineapple to just two. But, PK and J were there and PK kept Tweedle C busy while I dealt with Tweedle P. It actually worked out quite nicely. We did a little drinking and a little dancing and the Tweedles did a lot of whining. As I was leaving the guys were trying to raise $50 to pay one of the ushers to run through the sprinklers naked. I would wager $50 bucks that he did it. He and the other usher started to party at 10am. Hey, we go big or we go the fuck home baby.


Tiffi33 said...

OMG that is SO something I would do..lol..I am infamous for getting dates and times wrong!!

Collette said...

Raoul got a kick out of it. I don't think I will ever live this down. Even the kids give me crap about it.